Little Buddha
well.. it’s been awhile… and to Coral and Louise I apologize
So I moved to Toronto…. and I was super optimistic and excited and I decided not to judge people or get angry any more and I called it my little Budha.It was awesome! I was so nice and stuff.. for real! Coral fell in love with me and whatever. Then last week I went back home to my fam, boyfriend and son (bowie) and I guess it tots broke my heart or something cause since I’ve been back I’ve been a total crankasuarus and keep getting angry! I threw a mug at Coral in the kitchen and screamed swear words and stuff and then we were both shocked and she said ” Kandle you lost your little buddha” It made me sooo sad man! She wouldn’t even come to bed! (Yes we still share a bed even though we have 2 rooms) But she slept on the couch! And i tried to say sorry but she stayed on that stupid couch all night. God I’m a jerk! Such a harsh toke
Jets Overhead
Had the pleasure of shooting the wonderful and talented jets overhead recently!
Pieces missing
On the night before the surgery Bow knew something was up because I was spoiling him rotten. I made him kibbles and cheese for dinner!
I felt so bad…. I picked him up and he was stoned and confused, he knew something was missing but he couldn’t put his paw on it and on top of it all he had to wear the cone of shame!!!!!
Eyebrows and Insults
c-unit aka Sher Khan is moving to Toronto crazy soon and I am bummered! We have never been apart for more than a month! It hurts! It hurts so bad!
End of the Line
I am sad……My dreams are shattered. It is the end of the Osborne line… My son… Bowie Valcor Dartanian Osborne is getting his boy pieces removed this monday. I will never be a grandma. I will never get to hold my grandpups….. I have no reason to live
Dad Quotes from the Dog Park
It’s going to be a book… Neil’s commentary to himself, to me and to strangers while walking the dog.
“It’s all about sniffing” 
“I Don’t wanna play anymore ok!…that’s just how it works”
(small dog approaches) “Uh oh Evil lurks” “Nobody likes me anymore”
“You seem like you’re in a good mood for someone who doesn’t have a job or anything going on in life”
“Crying baby in a park.. tuff…Another baby!… Is day care of strike or something”
” I thought we were friends”
Bowie likes me better when I’ve been drinking
I find myself being a boring mom. “We’ll play later sweety”, “Wow great toy, now put it away”…etc . But as soon as I have a few drinks in me I run, tackle, tickle and bark… I need to drink for the happiness of my son
NYC
Tried to do NYC with Coral. I threw up a lot on travel day and the she had to convince security that I didn’t have swine flu. Coral got mad…..Lesson: don’t drink when you are sad
Montreal
Went to play Pop Montreal but really I just went to visit the love of my life Maya Fuhr. I then met a wonderful creature named Maddy, a vicious panther, a chain smoking pageant queen. We spent a lot of our time in their beautiful apartment which i managed to destroy with filth over the week.
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